DICK CHENEY FOR ... HUH?
Thursday, September 3, 2009 at 10:00AM 
I can't help it. When I read that anyone is SERIOUSLY considering Dick Cheney as the GOP's nominee for President in 2012 ... well ... I can only clean a Maxwell House Coffee spit-take off my monitor so many times.
I can understand Dick Cheney thinking he'd run. Even win. He's 'round the bend batshit crazy.
But, PRESIDENT DICK CHENEY???
Two thoughts:
DICK CHENEY COULD win the White House in 2012, if two things happen:
1. Barack Obama is caught selling Bo to Michael Vicks for a dogfight in the basement of Reverend Wright's church and is videotaped smoking dope with his two daughters. Watching porno. With Osama Bin Laden. Making a bomb. And/or,
2. The GOP finds a way to put a new hallucinogenic in the nation's water supply: a mass hysteria-inducing substance that causes anyone who drinks water, or is mostly made of water, or who dreams about living near water, or who pees after drinking water ... to vote for Dick Cheney.
Stay tuned (secretly hoping that the Dick WILL run. PLEASE! Run, Dick, run!).
---EPONYMOUS
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Reader Comments (4)
Nicely said. Actually I think that Dick Cheney is The real culprit caught twice, "Potty Peeping", in NH and ME., not Gary Moody.. After all, this is where Dick Cheney belongs. In "The Potty" looking up!! good job B Elwin...
Be careful, this may be a well orchestrated distraction. Put up Dick as the boogeyman, draw America's attention away from the real contender in 2012, and by the time Dick is so thoroughly vetted and routed the true candidate steps forward and looks like an angel in comparison.
Huh! That might work, actually...and I can see Dick being complicit: he has no axe to grind, no ego to bruise, and does not desire higher office.
Thanks, AEDS: Apparently, you missed my original prediction on the subject: PALIN-PAWLENTY. A nice alliterative ring. Can work either way: http://humoristonloan.squarespace.com/home/2008/10/28/from-the-you-can-say-you-saw-it-here-first-department.html
Thanx for the link Elwin, your prediction looks great! I wouldn't be against this. Margaret Thatcher was an underdog and underestimated woman in power, too.
But, I can hear the opponents lining up with their attacks already:
Palin/Pawlenty the PP ticket (get it peepee)...vote for them and you'll be pi$$ing on America :)