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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><a class="offsite-link-inline" href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/view/120956" target="_blank">SMOKING OBAMA</a></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>September 27, 2009</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><a class="offsite-link-inline" href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/view/116604" target="_blank">WRYDER -- WHEN A BELOVED DOG LEAVES HOME</a></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>August 29, 2009</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a class="offsite-link-inline" href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/view/113191" target="_blank"><strong>COLOR-CODED COFFEE</strong></a><strong> </strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>-- The Art of Complicating The Simple</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>August 06, 2009</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><a class="offsite-link-inline" href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/view/105711" target="_blank">THE BUMBLING BEE BAILOUT</a></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>June 11, 2009</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><a class="offsite-link-inline" href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/view/102725" target="_blank">REAL MEN IN TUBS</a></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>May 17th, 2009</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><a class="offsite-link-inline" href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/view/98971" target="_blank">MANAGING A GENERAL MOTORS LABOR &amp; DELIVERY</a></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>April 18th, 2009</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a class="offsite-link-inline" href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/view/95911" target="_blank"><strong>A GRANDCHILD IN SPRING</strong></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>March 25, 2009</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/view/92785" target="_blank">FEED A SPRING FEVER, STARVE A FUNK</a></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>March 01, 2009</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/view/90741" target="_blank"><strong>HOW TO LIVE WITH CATS, AND OTHER DOGMAS</strong></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>February 11, 2009</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/view/89618" target="_blank"><strong>CHECKS AND BALNCES ARE IN THE MALE</strong></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>February 09, 2009</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/view/87081"><strong>THE WOODCHOPPER'S BALL &amp; CHAINSAW</strong></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>January 27, 2009</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/view/87091"><strong>REBOOTING WINTER -- A SKI NEW HAMPSHIRE PRIMER</strong></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>January 07, 2009</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/80684"><strong>A GLOWING NEW HAMPSHIRE BREAKFAST</strong></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>November 09, 2008</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/77049">WHEN ROBERT FROST RAN FOR PRESIDENT</a><br />October 09, 2008</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/73774">MOOSE ON THE WATER -- THE BIDEN PALIN DEBATE</a><br />September 10, 2008</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/72822">VICTORY VICTORIAN -- The Old Rules For New Love</a><br />September 01, 2008</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/69969">FRESHWATER WHALING WITH THE UNFAIRER SEX</a><br />July 30, 2008</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/67201">YOUR DOG IN A CANOE? -- Barking Up The Northeast Passage</a><br />July 03, 2008</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/65847">GAS-SAVING TIPS? PAY BEFORE PUMPING, AND EAT MORE LIMA BEANS</a><br />June 23, 2008</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/63876">HOW TO SURVIVE A SUMMER VACATION</a><br />June 05, 2008</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/60552">THE YARD SALE CODE OF CONDUCT</a><br />May 04, 2008</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/60926">PASTOR HAGEE AND REVEREND WRIGHT -- PRAY OR VOTE?</a><br />May 06, 2008</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/57992">THE SPRING FISHING DANCE REVISITED</a><br />April 09, 2008</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/56389">IF YOU CAN'T GOOGLE IT, YOU'RE NOT HERE<br /></a>March 25, 2008</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/54038">BARACK OBAMA OR HILLARY CLINTON?</a><br />March 03, 2008</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/54954">WHEN MARTIANS TEE OFF IN THE SPRING</a><br />March 11, 2008</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/51616">ALTITUDE ATTITUDE IN THE NO-FLY ZONE</a><br />February 07, 2008</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/49331">IN NEW ENGLAND, NOW IS THE WINTER OF OUR CIRCUMVENT</a><br />January 17, 2008</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/46696">PRESIDENT DANIEL WEBSTER, AND OTHER GREAT HUMORISTS</a><br />December 20, 2007</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/46523">SANTA CLAUS ON THE JUICE? SAY IT AIN'T HO! HO! HO!</a><br />December 19, 2007</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/44800">EXCUSE ME, WHAT'S THIS WAITRESS DOING IN MY SOUP?</a><br />December 5, 2007</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/43558">UP A NEW HAMPSHIRE CHRISTMAS TREE</a><br />November 21, 2007</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/41499">TORIBIA! HOW TO GROPE A JAPANESE VOWEL</a><br />October 29, 2007<br /><br /><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/40748">THE PUPPY BATH -- HOW TO SHAMPOO A NEW DOG</a><br />October 19, 2007<br /><br /><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/39885">DIRTY JOBS: A TOUGH HOE TO ROWE</a><br />October 11, 2007<br /><br /><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/38183">ALLAN GREENSPAN AND THE BIG CHAIR</a><br />September 21, 2007<br /><br /><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/36723">DUMB ANIMALS AND THE HUMAN HERD</a><br />September 4, 2007<br /><br /><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/32448">DEMOCRATS AND THE DENVER BOOT -- THE UNCONVENTIONAL WISDOM<br /></a>July 17, 2007<br /><br /><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/30036">PULL OVER, DA VINCI, THERE GOES TUROWSKI!</a><br />June 19, 2007<br /><br /><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/28581">THE FLYING PIG WHIRLIGIG, AND OTHER YARD SALE BARGAINS</a><br />June 1, 2007<br /><br /><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/27432">THE JOHN EDWARDS RUN N' CUT -- NEITHER HAIR NOR THERE?</a><br />May 18, 2007<br /><br /><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/25720">DEATH IN THE COUNTRY</a><br />April 30, 2007<br /><br /><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/24211">STUCK IN A RUTGERS --- DON IMUS AND THE NIPPY-HOODED HA!<br /></a>April 12, 2007<br /><br /><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/23825">BALLS AND STRIKES -- A WOMAN'S PLACE IS IN THE ZONE</a><br />April 7, 2007<br /><br /><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/22729">A CURE FOR ACNE? SAVING FACE WITH SCIENTIFIC BALLOONS</a><br />March 23, 2007<br /><br /><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/22362">GEORGE W. BUSH MEETS MR. POTATO HEAD</a><br />March 18, 2007<br /><br /><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/20960">WHAT'S HOT IN COLD CABIN FEVER REMEDIES</a><br />February 20, 2007<br /><br /><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/19929">LIVE UNTIL YOU DIET -- How To Lose Weight By Downsizing The D-Word</a><br />January 31, 2007<br /><br /><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/19177">A WOMAN'S SLEIGHT OF HANDYMAN -- THE MAGIC SEX</a><br />January 16, 2007</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/18404">A DEATH IN THE FAMILY -- YOURS, MINE AND OURS</a><br />December 28, 2006<br /><br /><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/18184">A WHITE HOUSE CHRISTMAS -- DUTCH REDUX</a><br />December 19, 2006<br /><br /><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/17569">IF YOUTUBE ON MYSPACE, YOU'LL FIND THEIR INTERNET</a><br />December 10, 2006<br /><br /><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/17773">BOWLING FOR NINTENDO -- WHERE DO Wii THINK WE'RE GOING?</a><br />December 9, 2006<br /><br /><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/17373">BEAR SPOKANE HERE -- TAME LIVING IN THE WILD WEST<br /></a>November 30, 2006<br /><br /><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/17182">IF I WROTE ABOUT IF I DID IT -- THE O. J. SIMPSON COOKIES<br /></a>November 26, 2006<br /><br /><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/16809">FLYING BERNIE SANDERS AND THE BREASTFEEDING FREEDOM FIGHTERS</a><br />November 17, 2006<br /><br /><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/16026">DIEBOLD IN THE MONKEY HOUSE<br /></a>November 5, 2006<br /><br /><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/15719">DAVE BARRY'S ELECTION MUD, AND MAKE THAT TO-GO</a><br />October 30, 2006<br /><br /><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/15425">SPOOK SOFTLY AND CARRY A BIG PLUNGER -- The Halloween Lawn Goblin<br /></a>October 25, 2006<br /><br /><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/15099">IRAQ BACK-TO-BACK WITH AN OLD MARINE</a><br />October 19, 2006<br /><br /><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/14719">CATCHING DAD WITH SATELLITE BONES AND YOUTUBE GOOGLES<br /></a>October 11, 2006<br /><br /><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/14059">NEVER FRENCH FRY YOUR SMOKING DOUGHNUT IN VIRTUAL AMERICA<br /></a>September 27, 2006<br /><br /><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/13740">WHO PUT THE SOCCER BALL-BALL IN JOHN MADDEN'S PING-PONG MELEE?<br /></a>September 18, 2006<br /><br /><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/13400">GROUND ZERO GENESIS -- THE SWAN SONG TANDEM<br /></a>September 9, 2006<br /><br /><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/13124">ALL'S FARE WITH SUPERCENTENARIANS</a><br />September 3, 2006<br /><br /><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/13001">THE TERRORISTS CAN-DO, IF TOM CRUISE &amp; MADONNA DON'T</a><br />August 30, 2006<br /><br /><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/12841">A CURMUDGEON'S JOY IN MUDVILLE</a><br />August 24, 2006<br /><br /><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/12562">MODERN HYGIENE IN A NASCAR ANTI-TERRORIST BATHROOM</a><br />August 17, 2006<br /><br /><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/12033">OUT LANDIS BEHAVIOR IN THE TOUR DE FRANCE, MEL</a><br />August 2, 2006<br /><br /><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/11459">EX? WHY, ZIDANE, WHAT'S ALL THE WORLD CUP COMMOTIO?</a><br />July 13, 2006<br /><br /><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/11273">AT THE SEASONAL GATES OF A DOLLAR, BILL</a><br />July 5, 2006<br /><br /><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/9232">THE HUMORIST AT HOME<br /></a>May 9, 2006<br /><br /><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/6418">THE HISTORY OF POP AVIATION</a><br />March 1, 2006<br /><br /><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/6218">DO NOT GO GENIAL INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT --- DOCTOR-ASSISTED SUICIDE</a><br />February 24, 2006</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/5386">Barrying The Outhouse Bones --- THE RETURN OF DAVE BARRY?<br /></a>February 1, 2006<br /><br /><a href="http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/4107">HAND ME MY GLASSES, I CAN'T HEAR A THING</a><br />December 10, 2005</strong></p>
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