"CLASSIC" Column Archives
Friday, November 14, 2008 at 4:02PM
September 27, 2009
WRYDER -- WHEN A BELOVED DOG LEAVES HOME
August 29, 2009
-- The Art of Complicating The Simple
August 06, 2009
June 11, 2009
May 17th, 2009
MANAGING A GENERAL MOTORS LABOR & DELIVERY
April 18th, 2009
March 25, 2009
FEED A SPRING FEVER, STARVE A FUNK
March 01, 2009
HOW TO LIVE WITH CATS, AND OTHER DOGMAS
February 11, 2009
CHECKS AND BALNCES ARE IN THE MALE
February 09, 2009
THE WOODCHOPPER'S BALL & CHAINSAW
January 27, 2009
REBOOTING WINTER -- A SKI NEW HAMPSHIRE PRIMER
January 07, 2009
A GLOWING NEW HAMPSHIRE BREAKFAST
November 09, 2008
WHEN ROBERT FROST RAN FOR PRESIDENT
October 09, 2008
MOOSE ON THE WATER -- THE BIDEN PALIN DEBATE
September 10, 2008
VICTORY VICTORIAN -- The Old Rules For New Love
September 01, 2008
FRESHWATER WHALING WITH THE UNFAIRER SEX
July 30, 2008
YOUR DOG IN A CANOE? -- Barking Up The Northeast Passage
July 03, 2008
GAS-SAVING TIPS? PAY BEFORE PUMPING, AND EAT MORE LIMA BEANS
June 23, 2008
HOW TO SURVIVE A SUMMER VACATION
June 05, 2008
THE YARD SALE CODE OF CONDUCT
May 04, 2008
PASTOR HAGEE AND REVEREND WRIGHT -- PRAY OR VOTE?
May 06, 2008
THE SPRING FISHING DANCE REVISITED
April 09, 2008
IF YOU CAN'T GOOGLE IT, YOU'RE NOT HERE
March 25, 2008
BARACK OBAMA OR HILLARY CLINTON?
March 03, 2008
WHEN MARTIANS TEE OFF IN THE SPRING
March 11, 2008
ALTITUDE ATTITUDE IN THE NO-FLY ZONE
February 07, 2008
IN NEW ENGLAND, NOW IS THE WINTER OF OUR CIRCUMVENT
January 17, 2008
PRESIDENT DANIEL WEBSTER, AND OTHER GREAT HUMORISTS
December 20, 2007
SANTA CLAUS ON THE JUICE? SAY IT AIN'T HO! HO! HO!
December 19, 2007
EXCUSE ME, WHAT'S THIS WAITRESS DOING IN MY SOUP?
December 5, 2007
UP A NEW HAMPSHIRE CHRISTMAS TREE
November 21, 2007
TORIBIA! HOW TO GROPE A JAPANESE VOWEL
October 29, 2007
THE PUPPY BATH -- HOW TO SHAMPOO A NEW DOG
October 19, 2007
DIRTY JOBS: A TOUGH HOE TO ROWE
October 11, 2007
ALLAN GREENSPAN AND THE BIG CHAIR
September 21, 2007
DUMB ANIMALS AND THE HUMAN HERD
September 4, 2007
DEMOCRATS AND THE DENVER BOOT -- THE UNCONVENTIONAL WISDOM
July 17, 2007
PULL OVER, DA VINCI, THERE GOES TUROWSKI!
June 19, 2007
THE FLYING PIG WHIRLIGIG, AND OTHER YARD SALE BARGAINS
June 1, 2007
THE JOHN EDWARDS RUN N' CUT -- NEITHER HAIR NOR THERE?
May 18, 2007
DEATH IN THE COUNTRY
April 30, 2007
STUCK IN A RUTGERS --- DON IMUS AND THE NIPPY-HOODED HA!
April 12, 2007
BALLS AND STRIKES -- A WOMAN'S PLACE IS IN THE ZONE
April 7, 2007
A CURE FOR ACNE? SAVING FACE WITH SCIENTIFIC BALLOONS
March 23, 2007
GEORGE W. BUSH MEETS MR. POTATO HEAD
March 18, 2007
WHAT'S HOT IN COLD CABIN FEVER REMEDIES
February 20, 2007
LIVE UNTIL YOU DIET -- How To Lose Weight By Downsizing The D-Word
January 31, 2007
A WOMAN'S SLEIGHT OF HANDYMAN -- THE MAGIC SEX
January 16, 2007
A DEATH IN THE FAMILY -- YOURS, MINE AND OURS
December 28, 2006
A WHITE HOUSE CHRISTMAS -- DUTCH REDUX
December 19, 2006
IF YOUTUBE ON MYSPACE, YOU'LL FIND THEIR INTERNET
December 10, 2006
BOWLING FOR NINTENDO -- WHERE DO Wii THINK WE'RE GOING?
December 9, 2006
BEAR SPOKANE HERE -- TAME LIVING IN THE WILD WEST
November 30, 2006
IF I WROTE ABOUT IF I DID IT -- THE O. J. SIMPSON COOKIES
November 26, 2006
FLYING BERNIE SANDERS AND THE BREASTFEEDING FREEDOM FIGHTERS
November 17, 2006
DIEBOLD IN THE MONKEY HOUSE
November 5, 2006
DAVE BARRY'S ELECTION MUD, AND MAKE THAT TO-GO
October 30, 2006
SPOOK SOFTLY AND CARRY A BIG PLUNGER -- The Halloween Lawn Goblin
October 25, 2006
IRAQ BACK-TO-BACK WITH AN OLD MARINE
October 19, 2006
CATCHING DAD WITH SATELLITE BONES AND YOUTUBE GOOGLES
October 11, 2006
NEVER FRENCH FRY YOUR SMOKING DOUGHNUT IN VIRTUAL AMERICA
September 27, 2006
WHO PUT THE SOCCER BALL-BALL IN JOHN MADDEN'S PING-PONG MELEE?
September 18, 2006
GROUND ZERO GENESIS -- THE SWAN SONG TANDEM
September 9, 2006
ALL'S FARE WITH SUPERCENTENARIANS
September 3, 2006
THE TERRORISTS CAN-DO, IF TOM CRUISE & MADONNA DON'T
August 30, 2006
A CURMUDGEON'S JOY IN MUDVILLE
August 24, 2006
MODERN HYGIENE IN A NASCAR ANTI-TERRORIST BATHROOM
August 17, 2006
OUT LANDIS BEHAVIOR IN THE TOUR DE FRANCE, MEL
August 2, 2006
EX? WHY, ZIDANE, WHAT'S ALL THE WORLD CUP COMMOTIO?
July 13, 2006
AT THE SEASONAL GATES OF A DOLLAR, BILL
July 5, 2006
THE HUMORIST AT HOME
May 9, 2006
THE HISTORY OF POP AVIATION
March 1, 2006
DO NOT GO GENIAL INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT --- DOCTOR-ASSISTED SUICIDE
February 24, 2006
Barrying The Outhouse Bones --- THE RETURN OF DAVE BARRY?
February 1, 2006
HAND ME MY GLASSES, I CAN'T HEAR A THING
December 10, 2005







