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"CLASSIC" Column Archives

 

SMOKING OBAMA

September 27, 2009

WRYDER -- WHEN A BELOVED DOG LEAVES HOME

August 29, 2009

COLOR-CODED COFFEE

-- The Art of Complicating The Simple

August 06, 2009

THE BUMBLING BEE BAILOUT

June 11, 2009

REAL MEN IN TUBS

May 17th, 2009

MANAGING A GENERAL MOTORS LABOR & DELIVERY

April 18th, 2009

A GRANDCHILD IN SPRING

March 25, 2009

FEED A SPRING FEVER, STARVE A FUNK

March 01, 2009

HOW TO LIVE WITH CATS, AND OTHER DOGMAS

February 11, 2009

CHECKS AND BALNCES ARE IN THE MALE

February 09, 2009

THE WOODCHOPPER'S BALL & CHAINSAW

January 27, 2009

REBOOTING WINTER -- A SKI NEW HAMPSHIRE PRIMER

January 07, 2009

A GLOWING NEW HAMPSHIRE BREAKFAST

November 09, 2008

WHEN ROBERT FROST RAN FOR PRESIDENT
October 09, 2008

MOOSE ON THE WATER -- THE BIDEN PALIN DEBATE
September 10, 2008

VICTORY VICTORIAN -- The Old Rules For New Love
September 01, 2008

FRESHWATER WHALING WITH THE UNFAIRER SEX
July 30, 2008

YOUR DOG IN A CANOE? -- Barking Up The Northeast Passage
July 03, 2008

GAS-SAVING TIPS? PAY BEFORE PUMPING, AND EAT MORE LIMA BEANS
June 23, 2008

HOW TO SURVIVE A SUMMER VACATION
June 05, 2008

THE YARD SALE CODE OF CONDUCT
May 04, 2008

PASTOR HAGEE AND REVEREND WRIGHT -- PRAY OR VOTE?
May 06, 2008

THE SPRING FISHING DANCE REVISITED
April 09, 2008

IF YOU CAN'T GOOGLE IT, YOU'RE NOT HERE
March 25, 2008

BARACK OBAMA OR HILLARY CLINTON?
March 03, 2008

WHEN MARTIANS TEE OFF IN THE SPRING
March 11, 2008

ALTITUDE ATTITUDE IN THE NO-FLY ZONE
February 07, 2008

IN NEW ENGLAND, NOW IS THE WINTER OF OUR CIRCUMVENT
January 17, 2008

PRESIDENT DANIEL WEBSTER, AND OTHER GREAT HUMORISTS
December 20, 2007

SANTA CLAUS ON THE JUICE? SAY IT AIN'T HO! HO! HO!
December 19, 2007

EXCUSE ME, WHAT'S THIS WAITRESS DOING IN MY SOUP?
December 5, 2007

UP A NEW HAMPSHIRE CHRISTMAS TREE
November 21, 2007

TORIBIA! HOW TO GROPE A JAPANESE VOWEL
October 29, 2007

THE PUPPY BATH -- HOW TO SHAMPOO A NEW DOG
October 19, 2007

DIRTY JOBS: A TOUGH HOE TO ROWE
October 11, 2007

ALLAN GREENSPAN AND THE BIG CHAIR
September 21, 2007

DUMB ANIMALS AND THE HUMAN HERD
September 4, 2007

DEMOCRATS AND THE DENVER BOOT -- THE UNCONVENTIONAL WISDOM
July 17, 2007

PULL OVER, DA VINCI, THERE GOES TUROWSKI!
June 19, 2007

THE FLYING PIG WHIRLIGIG, AND OTHER YARD SALE BARGAINS
June 1, 2007

THE JOHN EDWARDS RUN N' CUT -- NEITHER HAIR NOR THERE?
May 18, 2007

DEATH IN THE COUNTRY
April 30, 2007

STUCK IN A RUTGERS --- DON IMUS AND THE NIPPY-HOODED HA!
April 12, 2007

BALLS AND STRIKES -- A WOMAN'S PLACE IS IN THE ZONE
April 7, 2007

A CURE FOR ACNE? SAVING FACE WITH SCIENTIFIC BALLOONS
March 23, 2007

GEORGE W. BUSH MEETS MR. POTATO HEAD
March 18, 2007

WHAT'S HOT IN COLD CABIN FEVER REMEDIES
February 20, 2007

LIVE UNTIL YOU DIET -- How To Lose Weight By Downsizing The D-Word
January 31, 2007

A WOMAN'S SLEIGHT OF HANDYMAN -- THE MAGIC SEX
January 16, 2007

A DEATH IN THE FAMILY -- YOURS, MINE AND OURS
December 28, 2006

A WHITE HOUSE CHRISTMAS -- DUTCH REDUX
December 19, 2006

IF YOUTUBE ON MYSPACE, YOU'LL FIND THEIR INTERNET
December 10, 2006

BOWLING FOR NINTENDO -- WHERE DO Wii THINK WE'RE GOING?
December 9, 2006

BEAR SPOKANE HERE -- TAME LIVING IN THE WILD WEST
November 30, 2006

IF I WROTE ABOUT IF I DID IT -- THE O. J. SIMPSON COOKIES
November 26, 2006

FLYING BERNIE SANDERS AND THE BREASTFEEDING FREEDOM FIGHTERS
November 17, 2006

DIEBOLD IN THE MONKEY HOUSE
November 5, 2006

DAVE BARRY'S ELECTION MUD, AND MAKE THAT TO-GO
October 30, 2006

SPOOK SOFTLY AND CARRY A BIG PLUNGER -- The Halloween Lawn Goblin
October 25, 2006

IRAQ BACK-TO-BACK WITH AN OLD MARINE
October 19, 2006

CATCHING DAD WITH SATELLITE BONES AND YOUTUBE GOOGLES
October 11, 2006

NEVER FRENCH FRY YOUR SMOKING DOUGHNUT IN VIRTUAL AMERICA
September 27, 2006

WHO PUT THE SOCCER BALL-BALL IN JOHN MADDEN'S PING-PONG MELEE?
September 18, 2006

GROUND ZERO GENESIS -- THE SWAN SONG TANDEM
September 9, 2006

ALL'S FARE WITH SUPERCENTENARIANS
September 3, 2006

THE TERRORISTS CAN-DO, IF TOM CRUISE & MADONNA DON'T
August 30, 2006

A CURMUDGEON'S JOY IN MUDVILLE
August 24, 2006

MODERN HYGIENE IN A NASCAR ANTI-TERRORIST BATHROOM
August 17, 2006

OUT LANDIS BEHAVIOR IN THE TOUR DE FRANCE, MEL
August 2, 2006

EX? WHY, ZIDANE, WHAT'S ALL THE WORLD CUP COMMOTIO?
July 13, 2006

AT THE SEASONAL GATES OF A DOLLAR, BILL
July 5, 2006

THE HUMORIST AT HOME
May 9, 2006

THE HISTORY OF POP AVIATION
March 1, 2006

DO NOT GO GENIAL INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT --- DOCTOR-ASSISTED SUICIDE
February 24, 2006

Barrying The Outhouse Bones --- THE RETURN OF DAVE BARRY?
February 1, 2006

HAND ME MY GLASSES, I CAN'T HEAR A THING
December 10, 2005