NH Writers' Project
THE NEWS . . .
Wednesday, November 18, 2009 at 10:04AM ALL THIS HOOPLA OVER WHINY PRISSY "AUTHORS" who get rich writing books about how they failed at and quit their jobs? (We won't mention any names; we'll just look in Alaska's general direction and whistle). How about we instead celebrate (and buy) a book from the comic genius who was dead funny and is still funny dead, and the only thing he ever quit was talking bullshit? RIP, George.
Monday, November 16, 2009 at 3:38PM Friday, November 13, 2009 at 11:46AM From the summit of New Hampshire's Kancamagus Highway to downtown Lincoln in 4 minutes? Not possible? It is in Jude's Mini-Cooper with Elwin at the wheel! Take a ride on the wild side! Another fine B. Elwin Sherman Rank Amateur Video Production!
Thursday, November 12, 2009 at 8:13AM 
And the LEONA HELMSLEY MEMORIAL LET THEM EAT CAKE AWARD this week goes to:
Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein!
He says he's busy "doing God's work."
He says that Goldman Sachs employees "are among the most productive in the world."
He does not say that the Goldman Sachs bonuses you and I subsidized (the unproductive employees) will be 60% more than last year.
He does not say that "If you make the world's best shit sandwich, at the end of the day, you still have a shit sandwich."
I say that.
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Wednesday, November 11, 2009 at 4:18PM 
CAN I GET AN ATTABOY and a Happy Veteran's Day for glory long gone, but still secure in my mind's active-duty archives?
Corporal B. Elwin Sherman, USMC, 1969-1971.
Meanwhile, Happy Veteran's Day, brothers- & sisters-in-arms.
All best,
El
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